My phone says I have 41,712 photos. I checked the number last week because my editor asked me to, and I’ve been mildly uncomfortable about it ever since. Roughly forty thousand of those pictures will never be seen again by anyone — not by me, not by my family, not even by the algorithm that …
When Google euthanized the Coral USB Accelerator last year, I wrote about the workarounds my cameras fell back on — and I was honest about the ceiling. A Raspberry Pi with a Hailo stick can watch two, maybe three streams before it starts dropping frames like a bad phone call. My house runs six cameras, …
The water heater in my basement is seventeen years old, which means it has been living on borrowed time for at least two of them. Every technician who has looked at it says the same thing: “That thing could go tomorrow, or it could go in five years.” What none of them could tell me …
The forecast on my phone said zero percent chance of rain. Eight minutes later, a gutter two feet over my head dumped a month’s worth of water across the patio table, my notes, and a very unimpressed laptop bag. That was the afternoon I finally went looking for where my weather actually comes from. The …
Every few years, the calendar hands you a gift. Halloween 2026 lands on a Saturday — the first time that’s happened since 2020 — which means the trick-or-treat window stretches later, the parties run past midnight, and every house on the block is competing for attention at full darkness. My street takes this holiday embarrassingly …
For fifteen years, my family ran on a paper calendar bolted to the kitchen wall. It cost four dollars at the office supply store, it survived three kids and two house-shuffling moves, and it finally died the way all paper calendars die: not with a bang, but with a smudge. Somewhere between a orthodontist appointment …
The storm itself was unremarkable. Forty minutes of wind, a lot of rain, done by nine. What followed was fourteen hours without power — long enough to learn that my house, which I’d spent three years making smarter, had quietly become the dumbest thing on the block the moment the grid blinked off. Here’s what …
When I moved my office home permanently six years ago, I inherited two coworkers I never interviewed: a sixty-pound shepherd mix who treats my 3 p.m. stand-up break as a personal appointment, and a gray tabby who has claimed the warm spot behind my monitor since the day the monitor arrived. I have reviewed thousands …
There’s a specific kind of quiet panic that hits when a piece of hardware you depend on gets quietly discontinued. Mine arrived in April, when Google archived the driver for the Coral TPU — that little purple USB stick that has been the default brain for every self-hosted AI camera project since roughly 2019. The …
Amazon’s voice assistant wanted a raise this year, and that’s what finally pushed me off the couch. If you’ve been watching the slow march of Alexa’s AI-era subscription push — plus the quiet admission that everything you say near an Echo gets processed somewhere you’ll never audit — you know the feeling. I’ve spent twenty-five …